TAZZZZ, I KNOWWW RITEEEE, LIKE ERMAHGERD.
It is 02:45 am in The Netherlands right now and because of my diet I was craving some sweety goodies, so I went down stairs and saw marshmallows, I was like “ermahgerd how iz you, gurrrrrll.” and I took one, I got to grab a fork and wanted to get sowm fia goin’ in the house to melt the marshmaallloowwww. But then I saw this flyin’ creature on the wall, I waz like “Gurl, you ain’t ruinin’ my party, you iz a bish.” soooooo I proceeded my sacrificing ritual upon the Marshmallow godz, then this creature invaded mai party, this horribol spida came crawling down and waz like “HEY BISHES, I SEE SOWM MARSHMALLAAAAAWS, GIMME.” and I waz like “YOU A BISH, YOU AIN’T GETTING ONE, I IZ GOING UP STAIRS BECAUSE I HATE SPIDAS.” so instead I ate 10 M&Ms and this bish ruined mai party sow I hadz to eat it unroasted, still fine, but OH HELL NAW GURL, THAT THINGAMABOB RUINED MAI PARTY. and ai did not even mention the thing on the ground and the thing on the ceiling, IT WAS A !@#$% SACRIFICE RITUAL FAW THE INSECTS, I LITERALLY SAW ONE DIE BECUZ OF THE LITTLE SPIDA, I didn’t even wanna eat something anywayz.
Just.. Ugh.. going to cry in a second.